Quarterly Report: Billable Naps and Other Firm Statistics
A look at our performance over the last three months, in graphs we refused to draw.
How to File a Complaint About a Closed Door
A step by step guide to the formal protest procedure, in six manageable stages.
Client Letter: Regarding Your Recent Complaint About the Dog Bed
We have reviewed your concerns and respectfully advise you to sit in it anyway.
A Brief History of the Windowsill in Feline Law
From the earliest ledges to the modern double glazed sill, a look at how cats came to claim the view.
Introducing Our New Associate, Pudding, Esq.
Pudding has joined the firm after a distinguished career in staring at doors.
Ten Things Not to Say in a Deposition
Our associates recommend the following phrases be avoided, mostly because they are untrue.
Case Study: The Radiator Dispute of Apartment 4B
How a three week stalemate over one warm radiator ended in a shared cushion and a mild hiss.
Memo: Revised Policy on Laptops Left Open Near Clients
All staff are reminded that a warm keyboard is a conflict of interest and must be disclosed.
Frequently Asked Questions About Our Retainer Fee
We accept tuna, treats, and uninterrupted afternoons. Here is what that means in practice.
Press Release: Sill and Paws Wins Landmark Case Against the Closed Blind
After eleven days of passive resistance, the blind was opened and the firm wishes to thank no one in particular.