Quarterly Report: Billable Naps and Other Firm Statistics
A look at our performance over the last three months, in graphs we refused to draw.
settlements
Client Letter: Regarding Your Recent Complaint About the Dog Bed
We have reviewed your concerns and respectfully advise you to sit in it anyway.
Introducing Our New Associate, Pudding, Esq.
Pudding has joined the firm after a distinguished career in staring at doors.
Case Study: The Radiator Dispute of Apartment 4B
How a three week stalemate over one warm radiator ended in a shared cushion and a mild hiss.
Frequently Asked Questions About Our Retainer Fee
We accept tuna, treats, and uninterrupted afternoons. Here is what that means in practice.