Services
Everything we offer, explained in plain cat.
Windowsill Disputes
First come, first napped. We settle who holds the sunny spot.
Our flagship practice. We review the sun path, the time of day and the history of occupancy, then negotiate a fair rotation or file a firm meow in protest.
Lap Eviction Defense
Defending your right to stay put when a human needs to stand up.
When a lap is suddenly vacated without notice, we move quickly. We document the stretch, the sigh and the dramatic slide to the floor.
Sofa Cushion Boundaries
Clear lines, clearly claimed, politely kneaded.
We draw up cushion boundary agreements between cats, dogs and the occasional visiting toddler, all enforced with a calm stare.
Treat Contract Review
Every promise of a snack, read closely.
We examine the fine print on dinner times, treat jars and the phrase 'in a minute', and hold everyone to their word.
Ready to meet Sill and Paws Legal?
Drop us a line and we will get back to you, just as soon as this nap is finished.